Behind-the-scenes Junkie Mugs

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

100 best beheadings

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'Hang on a minute...'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

True Story Movie

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

President Putin.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

The World's First Talking Dog,

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

Stop Staring at Me!

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Reality TV

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."