Behind-the-scenes Junkie Gifts

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

100 best beheadings

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'Hang on a minute...'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Ian Hislop

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

President Putin.

The World's First Talking Dog,

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

Reality TV

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Stop Staring at Me!