Behind-the-scenes Supporters Gifts

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

Curtain call

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

If We Did Other Things The Way That We Vote

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Room for third party: 'Hey, but we had fun - didn't we!'

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'

Every Vote Counts, Unless You Mean "Every Vote" Actually

'Ever ask yourself how one could be all over the world at the same time on Christmas Eve?'

"Now let's run through it once more, Mr. Harkness, and this time try not to shut your eyes when you pull the trigger."

'Let the politicians fight. The lobbyists and bureaucrats will continue to run the government.'

Fear of success support group.

The Delighted States of An Erica

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