Zen And The Art Of Doggy Contemplation Gifts

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Working from Om

Valentine for Guru.

Descartes' dog.

"Why so sad, Pal?"

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

Working from OM

Rin Tin Zen.

Traffic Sign Haiku

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

"I bark, therefore I am."