Zen And The Art Of Doggy Contemplation Gifts

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Valentine for Guru.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Working from Om

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Descartes' dog.

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

Working from OM

Rin Tin Zen.

'If I could just speed this up a little, I'd be out of here in thirty years or so.'

"I bark, therefore I am."