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Yuppie At Heart Gifts
For those who consider themselves a yuppie at heart, our collection offers witty and stylish items that showcase your love for the good life. Whether you're into luxury, business, or refined fun, find products that match your personality. These cleverly designed items are ideal for adding a touch of class and humor to everyday life, making perfect gifts for friends or a treat for yourself.
Eco Princess
Karataoke
'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'
"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"
"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."
Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building
Blok drives by New York City.
"Drinks all round!!"
"I yip, therefore I am."
"We're having a special today on bright futures."
Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.
Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!
"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."
I know they told me not to bark
"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."
"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"
"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."
"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."
"Thank you for your service."
"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"
"To the lady in the harbor."
Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.
"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."
60s vs. Over-60s camper van
"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."
"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."
'How much is that yuppy in the window?'
'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'
Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.
"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."
Hippex
"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."
"Oh my god.....I can't believe it...ELFISH PRESLEY!!!"
Yuppie At Heart Gifts Collection
Yuppie At Heart Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs perfect for the yuppie at heart—witty, stylish, and ideal for your morning coffee ritual.
Yuppie At Heart Pillows
Decorate with our chic pillows that add a fun, stylish touch to your living space—ideal for anyone embracing their yuppie side.
Yuppie At Heart Prints
Find unique art prints that capture the yuppie essence—sophisticated, humorous, and perfect for your home or office décor.
Yuppie At Heart T-Shirts
Explore our selection of fashionable t-shirts that showcase your yuppie pride with humor and style—perfect for casual outings or relaxed weekends.