Yuppie Adventurers Gifts

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."

"Drinks all round!!"

Fossil hunting

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Chapter one

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

After years of fruitless searching Joe Golez finally finds himself.

"I didn't realise that your idea of glamping was to have the tent right next to the shower block."

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

See? Just when I finally start to feel comfortable in my own skin, this happens.

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."

A Walk on the Wild Side.

"This had better be good, kid!"

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

Army recruitment "Travel the world visit countries you have to take pills for"

"Just because you want to find yourself doesn't mean you're off your rocker."

'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'

"Well, I'm nobody."

"You called?"

Lunch is for Shrimps

Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.

'Let's face the facts, Walter -- we've become middle-aged urban professionals.'

Cuthbert had always suspected that there was a giant within. . .