Yuppie Adventurers Gifts

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."

"Drinks all round!!"

Fossil hunting

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

Chapter one

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

After years of fruitless searching Joe Golez finally finds himself.

'No...it's not what I was expecting either.'

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

"I didn't realise that your idea of glamping was to have the tent right next to the shower block."

A Walk on the Wild Side.

"This had better be good, kid!"

Army recruitment "Travel the world visit countries you have to take pills for"

'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'

"You called?"

"Just because you want to find yourself doesn't mean you're off your rocker."

"Well, I'm nobody."

Lunch is for Shrimps

Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.

'Let's face the facts, Walter -- we've become middle-aged urban professionals.'

Cuthbert had always suspected that there was a giant within. . .

'Oh no! There's a dinosaur on the track.'