Yuppie Offspring Gifts

Adult Children of Yuppie Parents Support Group.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog lover

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Canine Scentipede

No littering...

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Pavlov's Puppy

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'