Yuppie Critics Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and refined taste of a yuppie critic? Our curated collection offers cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their love for sophistication and critique with a humorous twist. Ideal for those who appreciate clever humor, modern aesthetics, and a bit of sass, these products are sure to make their day. Whether for a birthday, a humorous office gift, or just to say you get their style, find something they’ll love and actually use.

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Early Resentment Towards Yuppies. mockup

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!' mockup

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

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'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.' mockup

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

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"It's true: no more burpees."

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"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work." mockup

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

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"Drinks all round!!"

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'My dentist recommended it.'

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'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.' mockup

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

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"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties." mockup

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

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"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."

"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls." mockup

"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."

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'How much is that yuppy in the window?' mockup

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

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"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it." mockup

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

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"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately." mockup

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

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Chapter one

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'I like it.'

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"My new motto is: talk softly and carry a big man purse filled with wireless devices."

"My new motto is: talk softly and carry a big man purse filled with wireless devices." mockup

"My new motto is: talk softly and carry a big man purse filled with wireless devices."

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Most Annoying Bark

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"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything." mockup

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

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"Let Halliburton clean it up."

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"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting." mockup

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

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"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."

"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage." mockup

"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."

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Dog Food Testing Lab.

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No shoes, No shirt, No Service.

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"Sorry, you're a good character actor, but you don't have the physique to be the hero's horse. I can give you the trusted pack-horse role though..."

"Sorry, you're a good character actor, but you don't have the physique to be the hero's horse. I can give you the trusted pack-horse role though..." mockup

"Sorry, you're a good character actor, but you don't have the physique to be the hero's horse. I can give you the trusted pack-horse role though..."

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"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."

"I love it when dogs work on their stupid." mockup

"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."

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"That's OK, they're not yelling at each other! They're yelling at the TV: a politician is giving a speech..."

"That's OK, they're not yelling at each other! They're yelling at the TV: a politician is giving a speech..." mockup

"That's OK, they're not yelling at each other! They're yelling at the TV: a politician is giving a speech..."

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"This isn't tap water, is it?"

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'I'm more of a cat person.'

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Lunch is for Shrimps

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'Let's face the facts, Walter -- we've become middle-aged urban professionals.'

'Let's face the facts, Walter -- we've become middle-aged urban professionals.' mockup

'Let's face the facts, Walter -- we've become middle-aged urban professionals.'

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Yuppie Critics Gifts Collection

Yuppie Critics Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for the stylish yuppie critic—delightful, clever, and perfect for any critique-loving coffee lover.

Yuppie Critics Pillows

Find cozy pillows with clever designs that add personality and humor to any living space, perfect for the discerning yuppie critic.

Yuppie Critics Prints

Browse our artistic prints that showcase wit, style, and critique—great for decorating the home or office of the stylish critic in your life.

Yuppie Critics T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that combine modern style with sharp humor—ideal for the yuppie critic who likes their fashion with a dash of wit.