Yuppy Admirer Gifts

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

Puppy.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Flea Philosophy.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass