Yuppy Admirer Gifts

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"He was a very good boy."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We should get out to the country more often."

A Change of Scene.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Puppy.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Flea Philosophy.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'