Yuppie Offspring Mugs

Adult Children of Yuppie Parents Support Group.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Love a Mutt

Pet a Puppy

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

No littering...

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Canine Scentipede

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Pavlov's Puppy

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'The word bath is mentioned.'