Yuppie At Heart Mugs

Chapter one

Eco Princess

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Blok drives by New York City.

"Drinks all round!!"

"I yip, therefore I am."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Thank you for your service."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"To the lady in the harbor."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

Hippex

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

The New Ager

'I don't know how you feel about it, but I'm thinking about moving to California and becoming a vegetarian.'