Yuppie At Heart Pillows

Chapter one

Eco Princess

Karataoke

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Blok drives by New York City.

"Drinks all round!!"

"I yip, therefore I am."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

I know they told me not to bark

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"Thank you for your service."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"To the lady in the harbor."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

Hippex

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Oh my god.....I can't believe it...ELFISH PRESLEY!!!"