Yuppie Pillows

'Let's face the facts, Walter -- we've become middle-aged urban professionals.'

"Drinks all round!!"

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'They sure have small litters.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Dog Wrestling.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Balloon dog training

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Dog

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."