Yappie Lover Pillows

Most Annoying Bark

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"I yip, therefore I am."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Office zombie.

Spa Dog

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

I know they told me not to bark

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"The applications are limitless."

The emotional rollercoaster of a lab

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

Village Pet Shop.

Woolly tofu.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Institute of Banana Innovation 1898

Chapter one

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

Michael Schumacher

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

The ever delightful Labradoor.

"Your barn door is open."

'Well, he's done, like, about a thousand poop haikus, but nothing even close to Hamlet yet.'

"Stop beating yourself up, Larry! You're not just mildly unpleasant! You're truly abominable. Don't let anyone tell you different!"

Evolution Update.

"Your labs are fine."