Yuppies Pillows

Lunch is for Shrimps

"Pick me!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'They sure have small litters.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Dog Wrestling.

Puppies

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Drinks all round!!"

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Balloon dog training

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.