Yuppies Prints

Lunch is for Shrimps

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Jr. cloning kit

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'They sure have small litters.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppies

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Dog Wrestling.

"Drinks all round!!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Balloon dog training

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.