Young Socrates Gifts

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Four children playing the flute.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"So much for password protected."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"