Young Healthy Eater Gifts

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Queen of Quinoa

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'What are you eating now?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Peas on Earth.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'