Young Healthy Eater Gifts

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Queen of Quinoa

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'What are you eating now?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'He's all eyes!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Peas on Earth.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'