Young Diners Gifts

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'Can I have flies with that'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

'Regular or decapitated?'

Sushi Train Spotters

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"The usual."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Big Boy Foot

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Chicken Coupe.

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'