Young Gourmand Gifts

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"Not eating right? But I haven't spilled a thing."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Sushi Train Set.

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Dijon Vu

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

Endangered Entrees

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Capturing a Cook

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

'I'm sorry I didn't have any chocolate chips, pretend the raisins are shrunken heads.'

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

"Kids Menu Square"

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."