Young Gourmand Gifts

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"Not eating right? But I haven't spilled a thing."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Sushi Train Set.

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Dijon Vu

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

Endangered Entrees

Capturing a Cook

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

'I'm sorry I didn't have any chocolate chips, pretend the raisins are shrunken heads.'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'

'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'

"I'm a computer programmer. After a few more glasses of wine, that'll seem more interesting."

"Kids Menu Square"