Yeti Seeker Gifts

"Now you know why there have been no recently reported sightings of him."

"Pick me!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Open House of Horrors

Welcome Ghost.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"So you were abducted by space aliens?"

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Martian restaurant and take away

Nervous Buddha

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Abominable Snow Dog.

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"