Yeti Seeker Prints

"Now you know why there have been no recently reported sightings of him."

"Pick me!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Open House of Horrors

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Welcome Ghost.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Ghosts from around the world

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Nervous Buddha

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"So you were abducted by space aliens?"

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Martian restaurant and take away

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Oh, I think my baby's getting peach fuzz! Moooom! The Abominable Snowboy.

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

Abominable Snow Dog.

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."