Yeti Spotter Prints

Oh, I think my baby's getting peach fuzz! Moooom! The Abominable Snowboy.

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Tiny Visions

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"They look like pickles."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Moon: Made in China

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

We come in pieces!

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Take me to your feeder,'

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Don't tell anyone, but I'm pretty sure I saw a TR-38 last night. I was lounging on my roof, bathed in the supple blue glow of my iPad, iPhone, Kindle, Apple Watch, laptop and mini TV. Like ususal. Suddenly, I had the inexplicable urge to turn them all off. That's when it came into view: A huge, black, triangle floating right over me. It began to vibrate, and suddenly a single thought was projected into my head. "Keep at least one of these things off please. Your gigantic wattage is messi