Yeti Spotter Gifts

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Tiny Visions

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"They look like pickles."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Moon: Made in China

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

We come in pieces!

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'