Yeti Hunter Gifts

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

Rare Books

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Pointing.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

A man shoots at a drone.

"We've lost the remote."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

"There! I heard it again!"

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

Trump in Washington

Abominable Snow Dog.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

Bigfoot Research Center

Oh, I think my baby's getting peach fuzz! Moooom! The Abominable Snowboy.

"Wow- your blood pressure is impressive."

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

The abdominal snowman