Yeti Fan Gifts

"Wow- your blood pressure is impressive."

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Cold callers

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

Bear Costume

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Cupid misses his shot.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Abominable Snow Dog.

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'