Yeti Lover Gifts

"Stop beating yourself up, Larry! You're not just mildly unpleasant! You're truly abominable. Don't let anyone tell you different!"

Bigfoot laughing at snowshoes

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Shelter Cat Nap

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Peace. Love. Light

'Have you been working out?'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Cat Lover's Leap.

Buns Of Veal.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'Been working out?'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

The reason why cows don't do yoga.