Yeti Fan T-Shirts

"Wow- your blood pressure is impressive."

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Cold callers

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

Bear Costume

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

I know they told me not to bark

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

Abominable Snow Dog.

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.