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"We have to keep them guessing."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'The circle is complete!'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Homo Zapiens

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'I win!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Formula One car origami

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Evolution

'I believe you were first.'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...