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Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'The circle is complete!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

"You've changed."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Inaction Figure

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Migration Music

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'