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Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'The circle is complete!'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Homo Zapiens

"You've changed."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Inaction Figure

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."