Elf Fan Gifts

Doll. Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I love you too, big guy."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Head over Hooves

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Wolf Karaoke

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Shoe repair