Elf Fan Prints

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I love you too, big guy."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Wolf Karaoke

Camping-Pong

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Shoe repair

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'