Et Fan Prints

"We have to keep them guessing."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Bowled over again!

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Homo Zapiens

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'I win!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Formula One car origami

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Pig Trotter

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'I believe you were first.'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Evolution