Yeti Aficionado Prints

The abdominal snowman

"Do you see 'Harry and the Hendersons' in there?"

Yoyo sheep

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Sales.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Yoyos

Yo Yo Tricks.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'He wants a second opinion.'

Yo-Yo Sales

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

W. B. Yeats

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

"Do you mind?"

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Yeti/Not Yeti

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

"Wow- your blood pressure is impressive."

Abominable Snow Dog.

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."