Yeti Aficionado Mugs

The abdominal snowman

Yoyo sheep

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Sales.

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Yo Yo Tricks.

'He wants a second opinion.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Yoyos

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Wow- your blood pressure is impressive."

Yeti/Not Yeti

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

Abominable Snow Dog.

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

"Do you mind?"

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'