Yardwork Yoda Gifts

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Conservation Area

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."