Yardwork Yoda Pillows

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."