Yard Work Dodger Pillows

"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Homework flavored dog food

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."