Yard Sale Thrifter T-Shirts

"I had a yard sale and somebody brought it."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Second hand furniture.

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

"There's more inside."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Yard Sale

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Crap others threw out

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

House sale.

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Man debating the price in a resteurant

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'