Yankees Devotee Pillows

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"

Chauffeurs smaller headstone next to boss's big headstone

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

At the CD shop.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Yankee Stadium.

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

Football Deity.

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."