New York Devotee Pillows

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'We had to donwsize.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Church Restoration Fund.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Lin-Manuel Miranda

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

John Knox