Die-hard Yankees Fan Pillows

Yankee Stadium.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

No Baseball

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Goal!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

'Talk to my lawyer.'

Sign Him.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Octopus in the bleachers.

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out