Yankees Enthusiast Pillows

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Skoal

"Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sheltering in place.

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'