Yankees Diehard Pillows

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

World Cup Fan.

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Yankee Stadium.

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...

A Day at the Comics Bar

"My husband is a football fan."

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

The New Yorker Cartoon Appreciation Society

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

1 (degree). Would you stop reminding us how cold it is?

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

"My parents want me to have a bar mitzvah in Israel, but I'd rather have it in Yankee Stadium."

Stoop Fan

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

Baseball player NY Yankee - being interviewed while wearing 3-D prescription glasses.

' Come on ump! That's two in a row! Hello?...Mr. Umpire?'

Why are the cartoons in The New Yorker so hard to understand? In the humor universe, they exist to balance out the extremely obvious jokes in "The Fusco Brothers." The New Yorker.

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

The Yankees smashed,clobbered, crushed, subjugated, whacked, humbled, shellacked, smeared Seattle, or was it the other way around?'