Yankees Diehard Mugs

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Yankee Stadium.

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

"My husband is a football fan."

A Day at the Comics Bar

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Stoop Fan

"My parents want me to have a bar mitzvah in Israel, but I'd rather have it in Yankee Stadium."

' Come on ump! That's two in a row! Hello?...Mr. Umpire?'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'