Baseball Die-hard Pillows

"Uh-oh."

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

350 Feet.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Perils of the double play.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

No Baseball

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Sheltering in place.

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Goal!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Extra innings.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

"Slugger goes yard!!!"