Die-hard Yankee Enthusiast Pillows

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

No Baseball

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Sign Him.

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'Talk to my lawyer.'

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Baseball Cheating