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"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Raheem Sterling

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"All of a dither as per usual!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

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"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Baseball.

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"You're the sport on my telly"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

The game comes first...

Rugby Mad.

Baseball Cheating

"Sure, I'm a fan but I don't think I'm rabid."

"Hey, Mister, can we have our hairball back?"

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

Turkey With All the Trimmings

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..