X-ray Collector Gifts

'Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Ace of spades instead of heart in rib cage.

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

'Your X-Rays are here. . . beautiful high-resolution!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

New Age Store.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Gramaphone Man.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Orthopaedist

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice